Funny Cartoon: If Programming Languages were Weapons!

I just used a little bit of Mathematica in the previous post and it remined me of a cartoon I once saw.

https://hippocreative.com.au/if-programming-languages-were-weapons/

A sample of computer languages are shown with the associated Weapon.

Most of the weapons are pretty lame but Mathematica gets the following description:

"Mathematica is a low earth orbit projectile cannon, it could probably do amazing things if only anyone could actually afford one."

When I first saw this, my first reaction was pleasant surprise that Mathematica was even included on this list, followed by, "Yes, that's pretty accurate!", followed by, "Finally, a little goddam respect!"